Secrets

Obviously these really aren't all that secret. Maybe there are betterhidden ones somewhere else?

Sheet Music Dept.

I Do Really Love to Play Piano (2011)

The Artist's Statement (2014)

Artform of the Future Dept.

a.k.a. "YouTube Poop"

Song of the Dignity of Labour Under Capital (2015)

Robotnik Goes Bonkers (2008)

Dr. Robotnik Birth Miracle at Mama Luigi's Coney Island Disco Palace (2007)

Robotnik Has a Mama Luigi Bad Day (2006)

Mario Mania! (2004)

Transcription Dept.

Captain Beefheart - Ella Guru (1969)

Captain Beefheart - Moonlight on Vermont (1969)

Captain Beefheart - My Human Gets Me Blues (1969)

Captain Beefheart - Dali's Car (1969)

Captain Beefheart - Dali's Car [arr. for woodwinds] (1969/2015)

Captain Beefheart - Hair Pie (1969)

Captain Beefheart - Steal Softly Thru Snow (1969)

Captain Beefheart - Veteran's Day Poppy (1969)

Captain Beefheart - Doctor Dark (1970)

Faust - Meadow Meal (midsection, Linus) (1971)

Yes / Bill Bruford - Five Per Cent for Nothing (1971)

Captain Beefheart - Big-Eyed Beans from Venus (1972)

5uu's - The Scale of Life (1985)

Lauren Faust / Daniel Ingram - MLP:FiM Extended Theme [arr. for rock combo] (2010)

Undertale / Toby Fox - Spider Dance [arr. for rock combo] (2015)

Academic Wanking Dept.

Bruce Campbell: A Rebel in Film (2009)

Similar Yet Unique: Perspectives on Madrigal Text-Painting (2009)

Romanticism, Anti-Romanticism, and the Case of Progressive Rock (2012)

What Makes Good Music? (2012)

My Little Pony: "Pinkie Sense" Through the Lens of Non-Dual Spirituality (2013)

A Close Reading Analysis of the Introduction to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Episode 1 (2013)

Incomplete Draft for a Letter of Doubt (2014)

Fanfiction Dept.

The Crossworld Pipe (2000)

Yoshiland (2001)

Mario Busters Part 2 (2002)

Twilight Princess: A Total Eclipse of the Heart (2012)

Being Mario (2012)

Fanfiction ideas (draft) #1 by Twilight Sparkle (2014)

Poetry Dept.

Staying Alive (2003)

Horselover Fat Tries Weed (2013)

From the Tulsa Regional Resource Center (2013)

Art the White Elephant (2015)

Excerpt from Finnegans Wake II: The Curse of Shem (2015)

Bad Videogames Dept.

Pokémon Purple (2001)

Space Station Silicon Valley 2 (2001)

Luigi's Mansion (2001)

Luigi Adventures (2002)

Banjo-3EPC (2002)

Super Happy Fun Smile Game!!! Yay! (2003)

Super Mario World 4 (2003)

Off-Broadway Dept.

Captain Crapulon Rides Again (2010)

Further Juvenilia Dept.

Azuroa (2002)

The Great Banana Break (2002)

Even Stevens: The Lost Episode (2003)

2 + 2 = 5 (2003)

House on the Hill (2004)

Mystery Story (2004)

The Field (2004)